Monday, July 30, 2018

What Kind of Fool Am I?

What kind of fool am I? That's not just the title of a hit song from back in the 1960s, it's a question that we should probably ask ourselves on a regular basis. At least, the book of Proverbs thinks that we should. My sermon will tell you more about all the kinds of fools that there are in this world, and suggest what they might do to reform!


Nearly 60 years ago, a new musical premiered on Broadway. It was called Stop the World, I Want to Get Off. If you’ve never seen it, don’t worry; nobody else much has, either. It hasn’t stood the test of time like other musicals like South Pacific or The Phantom of the Opera. I mention it this morning only because it contains a song with a very interesting title: “What Kind of Fool Am I?” In English, that’s pretty much a rhetorical question. What kind of fool am I? There’s only one kind of fool: someone who doesn’t use the brains God gave him! It’s a great title for a song, but as a real question, it’s pointless. A fool is a fool is a fool! But in Hebrew – which is the original language of the book of Proverbs – it’s a very good question! The Hebrew language has a whole slew of words that can be translated into English as “fool.”

The gentlest word for a fool in Hebrew is “peti.” A “peti” is someone who’s gullible – you know, a simpleton. There’s hope for a “peti” if he wakes up and smells the coffee! One step below a “peti” is a “kesil.” While a “peti” is gullible, a “kesil” is stubborn. He hangs onto his old ideas like a dog hanging on to a bone, even if new and better ideas come his way. Then there’s an “eveel.” An “eveel” is just plain stupid – as dumb as a box of rocks! An “eveel” insists that she knows what she’s talking about even when it’s clear as glass that she doesn’t. An “eveel” is the one who loudly tells you how to raise your children, even though all three of hers are in the State Penitentiary. Even worse than an “eveel” is a “nabal,” who is downright evil. A “nabal” commits evil acts just because he wants to. A “nabal” can be very intelligent; but although he may have an IQ of 200, according to the Old Testament, he’s still a fool. Finally, there is a “les,” a scoffer. A “les” is not only a fool; a “les” makes fun of all the people who disagree with him. “The way to stop his quarrelling” says Proverbs (22:10), “is to get rid of him.” Did you ever imagine that are so many different kinds of fools running around?

In the passage from the book of Proverbs that I read this morning (1:20-33), wisdom takes the form of a wise woman and pleads with all these fools to get with the program! “What’s the matter with all of you?” she asks. How long will you gullible simpletons stay that way? How long will you scornful, arrogant cynics insist on laughing at people with good ideas? How long will it be before you stupid fools use the brains that God gave you? I’ve tried to tell you over and over and over again! Why, I’ve given you enough advice to float the Queen Mary, but you’ve just tuned me out! When your foolishness catches up with you, don’t say I didn’t warn you!” Wisdom claims that she isn’t hard to find, either. She isn’t hiding under a rock or playing hide and seek with us. No, wisdom walks right down the middle of the sidewalk, sits on a bench in the middle of town, and stands on the busiest street corners! She’s like the city panhandlers who approach people for handouts when they’re trapped in traffic or sitting at red lights. It’s really hard to ignore them. Wisdom claims to be just like that!

The only problem is that wisdom’s voice isn’t the only voice around. That panhandler in Dayton may have a corner on Main Street all to himself; but wisdom might as well be in the middle of a mall on Black Friday! We can hardly hear her voice over all the other ones that are clamoring for our attention. Sometimes we can hear her, but we can’t really make out what she’s saying. Other times, her voice is drowned out completely by all the other voices on social media, on television, and even from our own friends. Proverbs makes it sound like listening to wisdom is the easiest thing in the world. I don’t know about you, but I don’t think that it’s quite that simple!

So maybe we should consider for just a moment how we can listen for Wisdom?  How can we tell when we’re listening to Wisdom’s voice instead of one of the other voices in today’s world that is hollering for our attention? The bottom line is, of course, to live our lives by the teaching and example of Jesus. After all, Jesus is Wisdom in the flesh! If we follow Jesus, then we will be wise, even though Jesus’ wisdom is often at odds with the wisdom of the world. But that’s not saying anything new. We all know that already. We all work toward the same goals of charity, compassion, and love. The problem arises when we try to put those goals into practice. Then the question becomes, “How do we do that wisely?” It isn’t easy. We can’t just open a Chinese fortune cookie and follow the directions on the slip of paper that falls out! One way to begin is to take another look at some of the fools that Proverbs talks about and see if they can tell us anything about how to listen for Lady Wisdom. Bad examples can sometimes be very instructive!

We’ll start with the “peti,” the simpleton – the gullible person who believes whatever he is told. He never uses his brain because he lets everybody else do his thinking for him. He accepts anything if it sounds good, whether it’s an advertising claim, a political opinion, or a book that some expert wrote. These folks need to put their brains in gear and do some critical thinking. The Bible is clear that the loudest voices aren’t always the ones who know best. Next, let’s look at the “kesil,” the one who is always sure that the ideas he’s held for years are right. He wouldn’t change his mind if a good idea ran over him! Now, it’s tempting to be a “kesil,” because it’s comfortable to just believe what you’ve always believed. But remember that God’s Spirit is still speaking, revealing new wisdom to those who are listening for it! If we are serious about following Jesus, we need to listen to what the Spirit is telling us, even if it means buying into some new ideas. Finally, we have the “les” – the scoffer who laughs at anybody who disagrees with him. There seem to be a lot of these folks around today! Turn on most any radio or television talk show and you’ll hear them. Democrats sneer at Republicans and Republicans ridicule Democrats. Catholics mock Pentecostals, Baptists jeer at Mormons, and atheists scorn all of us! In the end, all this does is to stir up anger, encourage quarreling, and cause bad feelings.

Lady Wisdom tells us to avoid all of them! Her advice is to put our brains in gear with every single idea that we encounter. Evaluate old, comfortable opinions; and carefully consider new suggestions. And Lady Wisdom says something else, as well. She reminds us, none too gently, that if we refuse her advice – if we don’t seek her out in the middle of all the foolishness of the world – then we will reap the consequences. Today more than ever, the world needs thinking Christians – Christians who are not only as innocent as doves but also as wise as serpents! The questions that we face today will affect the whole world! And they’re hard questions; questions like: How do we respond as faithful Christians to people who believe differently that we do – not just other Christians, but Buddhists, Hindus, Jews, and Muslims? How can we use the natural resources that God gave us in such abundance without abusing that gift? And probably the most difficult of all: how should we respond to hate so profound that it ends in terrorism? Can we show the love of Jesus in situations like that? The very existence of human life on earth may depend on our discerning God’s wisdom in the middle of the ocean of foolishness that surrounds us! Wisdom calls us to replace blind acceptance with critical thinking, to be open to the leading of the Spirit, and to work towards reconciliation and peace everywhere.

And the good news, friends, is that God will never forsake anyone who honestly seeks to live wisely. Lady Wisdom is always walking down the sidewalk, sitting on a park bench, or standing on a street corner proclaiming her advice and waiting patiently for us to listen to her. If you look for her, she’ll be there – ready to offer her wisdom to all of us fools. Thanks be to God that she is!

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